🎤 Naija in 10 Headlines: Weddings, Wahala & Wild Surprises

Welcome to today’s gist-packed roundup From politics to pageantry, weddings to wahala, here’s a quick bite of what’s bubbling across Nigeria and beyond:

🏦 Dino Melaye drags Tinubu, says at this rate Nigeria may borrow from OPay.

💰 Sujimoto declared wanted by EFCC over missing ₦5.7bn “smart schools” funds.

🏛️ Natasha Akpoti wins in court but Senate still locks her out.

🚘 Geh Geh claps back at trolls with a brand-new G-Wagon.

💍 Mr Eazi & Temi Otedola drop a mind-blowing $15M on their wedding trilogy.

👑 Anambra Queens sweep Miss Universe & Miss International Nigeria crowns.

🎤 Naira Marley attacked on stage in Cotonou—PR stunt or real?

💔 Jarvis & Peller love story stuck—money and parents still blocking marriage.

🏠 Ali Baba loses his Victoria Island mansion in court battle.

🎶 Ebenezer Obey alive and well, slams fake death/stroke rumours.

📝 Radiogad shades Mr Eazi—says he should’ve taken Temi’s surname.

⚽ Super Eagles held 1–1 by South Africa; World Cup dream now hanging by a thread.

Let's dive straight into the details:

🏦 Dino Melaye Drags Tinubu Over Borrowing

Former Senator Dino Melaye went full fire mode on ARISE TV, slamming President Tinubu’s “never-ending loan appetite.” He pointed at the $1.7 billion World Bank request and the $21 billion already approved, saying Nigerians are literally gasping for survival while the government signs debt papers like it’s nothing.

He mocked the luxury yacht Tinubu bought—still chilling in Monaco and Paris instead of Nigerian waters—asking why we need a “pleasure boat” when citizens are skipping meals. His punchline hit harder than stand-up comedy:

👉 “At this rate, Tinubu will soon borrow from OPay and Moniepoint.”

💭 Painful joke, but true reflection.

💰 Sujimoto in Hot Soup

Luxury real estate mogul Sujimoto is EFCC’s latest “guest of interest.” Accusation? Pocketing ₦5.7 billion meant for Enugu State “smart schools” that never saw daylight. EFCC even dropped his picture on their wanted list.

Sujimoto clapped back, insisting he’s innocent and not hiding. But Nigerians are side-eyeing the gist: luxury lifestyle vs ₦5.7bn scandal—blockbuster drama.

🏛️ Natasha vs The Senate

Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan thought her legal win meant an automatic return. A court declared her suspension unconstitutional, but the Senate still said: “Not so fast.”

Their reason? The ruling is “advisory.” Until she apologizes and pays fines, no Red Chamber entry. Nigerians are asking if this is justice—or political ego.

🚘 Geh Geh’s G-Wagon Flex

Delta socialite Geh Geh just silenced critics with a brand-new Mercedes G-Wagon.

For months, trolls called him “mumu” for flaunting wealth, but after the car drop, he replied:

👉 “The mumu bought the G-Wagon first.”

💭 One way to shut haters down: upgrade the garage.

💍 Eazi & Temi’s Billionaire Wedding

I’m still shocked—$15 million on a wedding? Ha! Like that TikToker Olaf Lagos always says: “I will never be broke in my life.” Same here. I tap into that anointing, because clearly, there’s a world where people casually drop $15M on marriage ceremonies.

But pause—do you know what $15 million could do for Nigerian communities, jobs, and struggling families? Yet, for the Otedolas, this wasn’t “just a wedding.” It was a trilogy across Monaco, Dubai, Iceland, and Italy. Vogue covered it like a curated art show.

Guests flew in on private jets, venues dripped in luxury, and the bride’s custom looks could buy estates. Even Mr Eazi admitted: “Music money alone can’t cover this bill.”

💭 This wasn’t vows—it was legacy branding. Billionaire love turned into a continental fairy tale.

👑 Double Crown for Anambra Queens

Anambra State just made history:

• Faith Ekwebenam → crowned Miss International Nigeria 2025, heading to Tokyo.

• Onyinyechi Basil → named Miss Universe Nigeria 2025, bound for Thailand.

✨ First time one state scooped both crowns in one year. Queens rewriting history.

🎤 Naira Marley’s Cotonou Drama

At his concert in Cotonou, Naira Marley had a stage-scare. A fan rushed him, grabbed his shirt, and security (led by Sam Larry) pulled the guy off. Marley later laughed, posting:

👉 “The moment I got attacked on stage 😂😂 see baba oninu re.”

But Nigerians aren’t sure—was this real danger or just a PR stunt to rebuild his image after Mohbad’s death saga?

💔 Jarvis & Peller’s Marriage Delay

TikTok sweethearts Jarvis (23) and Peller (20) are still unmarried, and stories clash.

Jarvis: “The age gap and unstable income delay us.”
Peller: “It’s her parents’ interference.”

💭 Love strong, but family + finance drama still holding them back.

🏠 Ali Baba’s Eviction Wahala

Comedy legend Ali Baba has lost his Victoria Island mansion. A Federal High Court ruled AMCON’s ₦220m sale of the house to him invalid and even fined AMCON ₦500m.

Result? Ali Baba faces eviction from a home he thought was his. Proof that even comedy kings aren’t safe from property battles.

🎶 Ebenezer Obey Still Alive & Well

Rumors flew, but Juju legend Ebenezer Obey (83) shut them down in a video with his sons:

👉 “Enemies have come again… I’m alive, I don’t have a stroke. I only came to London to look after myself.”

💭 Fake death gist is common, but Obey shows he’s still very much alive.

📝 Radiogad Shades Mr Eazi

Media personality Radiogad sparked debate with his hot take:

👉 “The biggest mistake Mr Eazi made was giving Temi his surname.”

He argued Eazi should’ve taken the Otedola name instead—imagine “Eazi Otedola Jr.” Nigerians are split: branding genius or love over clout?

⚽ Nigeria vs South Africa – The Battle Ends in a Draw

Nigeria’s World Cup dream just got a lot trickier after a 1–1 draw with South Africa in Bloemfontein.

• The Super Eagles slipped early when William Troost-Ekong scored an own goal in the 25th minute.

• Thankfully, Calvin Bassey rose high to equalize before halftime.

• The second half? All hustle, no goals.

Of course, Ndidi gave us a comic clip—slipping in the tunnel and dragging Moses Simon down with him. Pure banter.

🌍 Nigeria’s World Cup Chances – Still Breathing, But Barely

Here’s the bitter truth:

• South Africa leads Group C with 17 points.

• Nigeria sits in second with 11 points, tied with Rwanda and Benin.

• Only group winners qualify directly.

For Nigeria to qualify:

1. Win their last two games (Lesotho + Benin).

2. Pray South Africa loses both.

3. Outshine other runners-up on goal difference for playoffs.

Experts say the odds are slim—like buying a lottery ticket and expecting two jackpots. But Naija never stops hoping until the final whistle.